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I don't want to have to make my own dentist appointments one day what do I even say to the man? Hey what`s up doc? The other day I went up to my mom and said, "hey mama I need some more underwear." and you know what she said? she said, "well then go get some."
Your officially an adult when you gotta buy your own tighty whiteys.
I don`t want to leave high school and end up in my 60`s or something and say, "yep those were the glory days." in my raggedy old man voice! gross! Nothing scares me more than having to run into the gaping jaws of self-reliability and gut-punch of student loans.
straight up
the future is terrifying
but nothing is more exciting then the future parties I'm gonna have in college, the people im gonna meet the things I'm gonna learn. Nothing sounds cooler than being able to do everything on my own for once, and make my own decisions I cant wait for my terrifying future. So I`m going to sincerely hug my high school life and then trip into my scary exciting future.
This was funny and quite relatable. I hate adulting too.
ReplyDeleteThis made me laugh. So relatable. So ready, but so scared and unprepared.
ReplyDelete"So I`m going to sincerely hug my high school life and then trip into my scary exciting future."
this gave me a good chuckle. right there with ya.
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ReplyDeleteI don`t want to leave high school and end up in my 60`s or something and say, "yep those were the glory days." in my raggedy old man voice! gross!
same
"one day I was chillin in my diapers making everybody do the work for me, the next I have to pay for gas." this visual made me audibly laugh, thank you. this was great.
ReplyDeleteGut punch of student loans
ReplyDeleteSssaaaammmeeeee